Come to my Wikipedia-themed comedy show! I will answer all your questions. What have been the most unruly audiences at classical music concerts? When was ciabatta invented? (in 1982, as a rival for French baguettes). Why is there anything at all? (no clear answer). The New Yorker said I "went onstage and opened with the Sumerian dog joke; it killed," Pittsburgh Magazine said the show had "quite possibly the best PowerPoint I've ever seen."
Tickets should be $20-25ish plus fees. If you're a pretty active Wikipedia editor and you want free tickets, email me at firstname.lastname@example.org and I might be able to hook you up!